Attention!
~
I have it on good authority that in September 2010 there will be a 9.0 earthquake that rocks the west coast.
How do I know this?
Well, perhaps my mildly retarded friend and his video camera can explain...
This is the reason Lady Bitchmore and I are moving to Charlotte, NC. In fact, part of our decision was based on their state motto.
EXPERIENCE NORTH CAROLINA! Sunny and beautiful, plus our mildly retarded aren't at all worried about earthquakes!
It was the clincher, really.
Enjoy your weekend. Don't do anything I wouldn't do.
(Which gives you a pretty wide berth)
~
I have it on good authority that in September 2010 there will be a 9.0 earthquake that rocks the west coast.
How do I know this?
Well, perhaps my mildly retarded friend and his video camera can explain...
This is the reason Lady Bitchmore and I are moving to Charlotte, NC. In fact, part of our decision was based on their state motto.
EXPERIENCE NORTH CAROLINA! Sunny and beautiful, plus our mildly retarded aren't at all worried about earthquakes!
It was the clincher, really.
Enjoy your weekend. Don't do anything I wouldn't do.
(Which gives you a pretty wide berth)
~
jjok
June 14, 2010 at 12:35 AM
I understood about 3 sentences because of the laughing.
That is not affective in WARNING CALIFORNIA! BE PREPARED!