TWO WEEKS
Two weeks from today I will be helping load a U-Haul truck with Elizabeth's (Read: The only stuff allowed in our new apartment) stuff. Apparently my green leather recliner is not welcome. She's lucky there isn't a basement or enough square footage for it anyways. My man cave will have to wait.
So the place I'll be attempting to lock down for us is going to be a half mile walk from a bustling city center. It's THEE destination for nightlife in the area. The Suburban Socialites, if you want to sound like a complete douche, flock to the area for the bars and restaurants. It's also a huge draw for the newly married as most of the homes in the surrounding area are perfectly sized bungalows and such.
We'll be going two bed two bath industrial design loft with a sick terrace. Seriously, this fucker is a 22x23 private terrace. It's total square footage is damn near half the size of the loft!
A buddy of mine already brought up the idea of an outdoor poker game, and I think that idea, as my mom would say, is the titties.
The best part of the whole deal is that they have a ridiculous two month free offer right now because they need to start generating some income. The place was originally slated for purchase only. Turns out the bad economy helped us in this case.
I loves me some free rent!
What more could Elizabeth want? Concrete stained flooring, exposed brick and ductwork, and me walking around naked every morning. (Your welcome for that image, by the way)
Here are a couple examples. Not the best pictures in the world, but at least it will give you a tiny idea.
It's mostly identical in design to what we'll have. The walls won't be that bright and black guys won't be allowed in our living room. Gotcha! Kidding, of course. We'll totally allow black people in our living room. Besides, I'm basically black from the waist down, out on the dance floor, and while out on the basketball court anyways. I am a man of the people.
So long as you aren't a douchebag or a D-Lister, you'll be welcome.
(Sorry Joaquin)
((Goddamn, I'm on fire this morning!))
So the place I'll be attempting to lock down for us is going to be a half mile walk from a bustling city center. It's THEE destination for nightlife in the area. The Suburban Socialites, if you want to sound like a complete douche, flock to the area for the bars and restaurants. It's also a huge draw for the newly married as most of the homes in the surrounding area are perfectly sized bungalows and such.
We'll be going two bed two bath industrial design loft with a sick terrace. Seriously, this fucker is a 22x23 private terrace. It's total square footage is damn near half the size of the loft!
A buddy of mine already brought up the idea of an outdoor poker game, and I think that idea, as my mom would say, is the titties.
The best part of the whole deal is that they have a ridiculous two month free offer right now because they need to start generating some income. The place was originally slated for purchase only. Turns out the bad economy helped us in this case.
I loves me some free rent!
What more could Elizabeth want? Concrete stained flooring, exposed brick and ductwork, and me walking around naked every morning. (Your welcome for that image, by the way)
Here are a couple examples. Not the best pictures in the world, but at least it will give you a tiny idea.
It's mostly identical in design to what we'll have. The walls won't be that bright and black guys won't be allowed in our living room. Gotcha! Kidding, of course. We'll totally allow black people in our living room. Besides, I'm basically black from the waist down, out on the dance floor, and while out on the basketball court anyways. I am a man of the people.
So long as you aren't a douchebag or a D-Lister, you'll be welcome.
(Sorry Joaquin)
((Goddamn, I'm on fire this morning!))
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March 7, 2009 at 12:25 PM
So if you are an a, b, c lister or Z lister you can come. JOY!
I still don't qualify.
And as for the Thrice Confirmed... that was an image that can only be removed by going to Bam Bam's for a review of his Friday post.