Ode To Baltos
Oh Baltos, how you woo me with your deliciousness
Artistic label alone you are not
You move me, center me, on a cold day
In the middle of summer
Get off my back
I'm not a poet
Earthy with velvet upon finish
Sure to win you butt sex from the ladies
Two or more bottles of you
Makes for shitty poetry
Betty Underground
July 19, 2008 at 10:13 PM
THANK YOU! I was JUST trying to remember the name of the wine and all I could tell the BevMo dude was "It has this artsy picture of an ass on the label".